Warren Burns
Personification of Adventure
Agent | 20 years old | Bisexual

"I dare you to try and hide from me."



TEXT | Keegan
Keegan: It is, you know I'm fairly slow on anything that isn't sexually orientated. So here's my kind of apology....cause we both know that four letter word isn't my favorite
Keegan: That reminds me, how have you been? I heard you moved out of the house?
Warren: It's fine, I'm actually glad you're doing fine. I keep sneaking a peek at your missions here and there. Very impressive work, Blood.
Warren: Oh.. yeah I'm kind of living with Blake, as a matter of fact :) He moved in a while ago. It's going okay. How bout you? I sense Hudson around you on a regular basis.
TEXT | Keegan
Keegan: Har har, I enjoy other brothels and areas of harlotry, man.
Keegan: I do along with our friendship, that is if we still have that. It's been a long time Waren. A very long time, and I barely get to see the others let alone you besides those occasional debriefings every few months.
Keegan: I...never mind, you did say not to be mushy.
Warren: Everyone's been busy, but I'm checking on you now. That counts as me caring, doesn't it? It's certainly more contact than anything you've attempted over the last year.
Warren: Yes, yes. I miss you too, man.
TEXT | Keegan
Keegan: Please you are one of the top agents, I'm fairly sure you can pinpoint me if I was inside of a Indonesian whore house...
Keegan: What can I say, I do miss that ass.
Warren: Duh, only because those are the only places you go to.
Warren: Wow, Keegan. Here I thought you liked me for my personality.
TEXT | Keegan
Keegan: We both know that you don't need a text to know if I am or am not dead War.
Keegan: Though I've missed you too.....
Warren: Maybe I'm somewhere far away and can't feel you at all.
Warren: I never said that. Don't get mushy.
@ Blake

blakestevenson:

Well, you know how much I love my low budget porn. [laughs] Why are we wasting time talking about this? I love you, we live together, we spend our days being together and that’s more than enough.

Yeah? We should make one of our own then. I have a camera just lying around, waiting for a reason to be used. Because I hate when I have to keep a distance from you every time we’re out. I like being clingy. 

@ Blake

blakestevenson:

warren-burns:

What a smart way to avoid my question. [Swoons anyway, because it was that easy when Blake was acting sweet]

I have no idea what you’re talking about. I just know that my boyfriend looks beautiful and that’s all I can think about when you’re by me. Though, if you were shirtless this would be more romantic.

Thats how they describe romance in low bugdet porns. “Just take off your shirt, eat my ass~” Can I at least ask why you are still so bothered by public displays of gayness?
@ Blake

blakestevenson:

warren-burns:

Hate that excuse. [Smiles nonetheless, because he was happy to be sharing this experience with Blake] How about holding hands?

[leans over to kiss Warren’s cheek] You look really cute today.

What a smart way to avoid my question. [Swoons anyway, because it was that easy when Blake was acting sweet]
@ Blake

blakestevenson:

warren-burns:

How did I not know this? [Gets the horse moving in a lazy walk] After this we could go into town for dinner and oh I don’t know - try kissing in public?

You never asked. [laughs as he is moved by the horse] Don’t get ahead of yourself, we can find a little meadow around here and fool around a little bit.

Hate that excuse. [Smiles nonetheless, because he was happy to be sharing this experience with Blake] How about holding hands?
@ Blake

blakestevenson:

warren-burns:

It’s about being a cute couple. Get with it already. [hips on the horse and reaches to give Blake a butt-slap] That impressive jump. So what, you know how to ride a horse and now I can’t impress you with my skills? Buzz kill. 

image

We lived in a ranch, so I know a little bit. You can show me your skill though.

image

How did I not know this? [Gets the horse moving in a lazy walk] After this we could go into town for dinner and oh I don’t know - try kissing in public?
@ Blake

blakestevenson:

So this is about being gay! I knew it. [raises a brow] The hell was what?

image

It’s about being a cute couple. Get with it already. [hips on the horse and reaches to give Blake a butt-slap] That impressive jump. So what, you know how to ride a horse and now I can’t impress you with my skills? Buzz kill. 

image

theme